quotes

quotes from me, my friends (and other people) that i either find funny or interesting

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• "the naked man fears no pickpocket"
• "KeblebkI'm"
• "Evil gang >:)"
• "there is a spas 12 lodged inside your rectum. and it's fully loaded."
• "honkadoodledoo"
• "family guy s200 ep23: peter hits an emote on your stillborn cousin"
• "bathroomstallsex $$$"
• "Blinds wide open so he can see you in the dark when you're sleeping, naked body fresh out the clubhouse, you hot dog dance after hours. No micks allowed in your bedroom, you're sleeping alone with goofy-"
• "You don't need to be interesting to be interesting."
• "Bleach that cock!"
• "Dave screaming 'AAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!" as he sees the plane he's on heading straight for the two buildings in the distance"